DOG DITTY DAILY

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2006. DOG DITTY DAILY #9 Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs & Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprenticed to the affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping Queen. A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian quotation, in honor of the "Year of the Dog", follows herewith: "I am His Highness' dog at Kew;/Pray tell me sir, whose dog are you? Attributed to: Alexander Pope (1688-1744), English poet. __________ NOTE: This quotation appeared on the collar of a dog given to Frederick, Prince of Wales.

By: Hugo Hotagen

Humor

Ebony and Greenery - Bell had followed him home.

Restaurant Manager Gives Out Sexual Favors As Performance Bonus Raise - While many restaurant workers worry and sweat in anticipation of an imminent job-related performance review, employees at Applebee's in Westland have adopted an entirely different attitude toward the employment evaluation process.

No More Oreos Tell Me it isnt True - Another good citizen comes to the aid of the uninformed public.

How To Have An Argument With Yourself And Win - Throughout the years, I'm happy to report, I have learned a thing or two about myself.

Im Not A Christian But I Play One On Sunday - After more than three decades of church ministry, I have come to one unsettling conclusion.

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